It was always a relief. Walking into a class to find, sitting at the teacher’s desk, a substitute teacher. We all knew that day was going to be a total freebie. The “sub” (school kid’s slang for substitute teacher) didn’t know us. The sub never had a pressing assignment. The sub was clueless. The sub was nothing more than a babysitter. The sub was not going to be there the next day so no one cared. Having a sub was the easiest 50 minutes I’ve ever spent in Junior High. Well, if you haven’t noticed, our President, Joe Biden is a substitute president. He’s clueless. He doesn’t know what he’s doing. He doesn’t know us—the American people. Like most subs, he’s only going to last one term. What’s worse, however, Communist China, Russia, and Iran will likely spend the balance of Biden’s term taking advantage of his clueless, bumbling, shadow of a presidency.
CHASING A CLUE
Joe Biden told the world that he never expected sanctions to be a deterrent. However, the entire White House staff said the exact opposite. Just like a “sub”, Biden was clueless. Now, do any of you remember how you could run circles around the sub? Well, that’s what the press and his administration are doing to him. No one knows who actually runs this White House, but one thing is clear, it’s not Biden.
Then, Biden told the 82nd Airborne that they will be sent to Ukraine. The only thing is, the 82nd Airborne is NOT being sent to Ukraine.
The big problem, if you can’t see it, is that Joe Biden is either too old to understand how the U.S. Military operates, or he was never included in the real meetings of his own cabinet. Either way, that’s not good for us at home.
One time in junior high, our sub was actually somewhat of a celebrity. Actor John Travolta’s sister was sent to our school. This is back in the late ’70s, so this time we are excited, at least the girls were excited. That was when Saturday Night Fever was released. So I guess the girls figured, if they couldn’t touch Travolta, they could talk to his sister. That’s kind of what we got with Biden. He was supposed to be the talented politician that everyone knew and loved. He was supposed to be the president that would bring the U.S. back to “normalcy”. Does anything about this Administration feel normal to you?
WHAT? NO SNACKS?
Now, just like a sub, Biden tells the U.S. that our afternoon snacks will be a little short of sandwiches, chips, and soda. That’s when you could hear the groans from all the students! No chips? No juice! WTH is happening?! Well, the sub wasn’t prepared for the job.
THE LONG WALK BACK
Fox News’ Peter Doocy asked Biden:
PETER DOOCY: Are you worried that other leaders in the world are going to start to doubt that America is back if some of these big things that you say on the world stage keep getting walked back?
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: What's getting walked back?
PETER DOOCY: It made it sound like, just in the last couple of days, it sounded like you told U.S. troops they were going to Ukraine. It sounded like you said it was possible the U.S. would use a chemical weapon and it sounded like you were calling for regime change in Russia and we know–
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: None of the three occurred.
The problem? All three did occur. However, each time President Biden speaks off-the-cuff, his administration has to walk everything back. Or at the very minimum, clarify, make excuses for, or outright contradict the President of the United States.
THE BOTTOM LINE
Back in the day, we kids didn’t deserve a clueless sub, yet that’s exactly what we got. Today, we didn't do anything to get this clueless, wannabe principal dropped on us. So we all have to tolerate the consequences. That’s what’s happening to the American people. We all have to endure hardships because the current “sub” is unprepared for the job at hand. So we can only hope that the American people have learned our lesson. Just because someone has the so-called credentials doesn’t mean they are up to the task at hand. It was recently revealed that Hunter Biden, Joe’s feckless son, was funding Biolabs in Ukraine. What’s worse, he and Pappa Joe were sharing bank accounts. They were even paying each other's bills from time to time. That means that Joe Biden, the President of the United States was paying for Hunter Biden’s drugs and prostitutes. So we should all pray that the next time we get a president, we make sure that he or she is not only up to the task but has the strength of character, intellect, principles, and integrity to lead our great nation (and by extension, the world), or we will find ourselves without sustenance while hoping against hope that he/she doesn’t stumble and sinks us into World War III.